Kira 101

In case you've yet to spend a lot of time with me yet, which some persons may already have had the blessing/curse of doing, I'm a pretty straightforwards guy. In both my real life and internet life, I don't beat around the bush, I address things directly and as truthfully as I'm able to. When people try to get me to take as side, it usually doesn't end well because I'm capable of seeing both sides of any issue and don't hold back about pointing out things that are wrong.

I'm also a very honest guy, if you ask a question, you'll usually get an answer from me (assuming its a valid question, asking me about my favorite sumo wrestler will be meet with a few questions of my own, like why are you watching sumo...) I try my best to do my job and keep the cogs meshing, though I have ZERO faith that you will be so amazingly fortunate as to not butt heads with me at some point. You probably WILL be on the opposite side of an issue, but that's natural, ask anybody, even the people I happen to have a great respect or like for have clashed with me.

Of course, I'm also very critical of myself, so I'm not you're run of the mill 'better-than-thou' type of guy. I'm not perfect, a lot of people don't like the way I do things, but I acknowledge that and accept other opinions. One thing I do not acknowledge are lies, slander, rumors, or just plain ignorance. I don't mind if you think the Earth should be liquefied into a puddle of goo, but I don't wanna hear you tell me you could do it with two forks and a bottle of aftershave.

As you can probably infer, I'm also funny in my own little ways, but I can throw away the humor with a flick of the wrist if need be. My younger brother, Malice (popularly known as Z), is usually the funnier one though so don't expect anything too great out of me. Actually, me and little JJ are polar opposites in most respects, but we both have a similar thought process.

While I'm at it, I might as well tell you my famous policy, everyone is equal. OOOooooo! Shocking isn't it? I mean it. I will NEVER act in a manner that is directly beneficial to someone else due to personal standing, sex, race, age, or position of power. It's a serious insult to me to say that I do, one I do not take lightly so unless you can back that claim up with facts, you're better off not making it. Even my little brother doesn't get a break, but I don't usually deal with him via posting or chatting, we live in the same house, I can correct him in person, so you probably wont SEE it.

Oh, and on a concluding note, I'm a Portuguese-American, and I like the sea, don't diss the sea. I hate dolphins, but that's another story...I am not easy to upset, I get annoyed, but I rarely get angry. Everything I write is typically to be read in your mind as a monotone voice, when I say something you 'hear' as offensive, try listening to it a calm and steady voice, it will be MUCH more true to what I meant. This will save you and me lots of problems, when I tell you 'This area of your application is rather weak and could use some editing.', I'm not barking at you, i'm making a statement.

There is, to date, only one sure-fire way to get me angry, and for your personal knowledge you'll probably want to know it. Plagiarism, stealing my ideas, even if I have the SLIGHTEST thought that someone is stealing from me, I will hunt them down. Every idea of mine is a child, don't steal my children, I know its a very overused line, but ask some people about it, they'll tell you the following is true: Do. Not. Make. Me. Angry. It. Is. A. HORRIBLE. Idea.

P.S. I am a notorious ranter and I write a lot more than I usually need to. I also write in a dialect, if you've failed to notice. I'm from Southern Indiana, so when I use the word 'yall', don't correct me...

~Fun Facts~

- My longest RP post was when I was an Academy Student on another RP site. The post was so large I had to split it into three posts and I used this post as my Legendary RP Sample on my Character Application.

- I have had the following rank positions on a Naruto RP
A. Academy Student
B. Genin
C. Akatsuki Apprentice (C)
B. Akatsuki Apprentice (B)
C. Akatsuki Apprentice (A)
D. Akatsuki
E. Jounin
F. Mizukage

- I have had the following rank positions on a Bleach RP
A. Espada 3
B. Espada 4
C. Espada 5
D. Espada 8

- I currently have a Rookie level digimon a Digimon RP site, a custom digimon mind you.

- I enjoy the Resident Evil series, though I do not respect RE 4 or RE 5 as TRUE Resident Evil games. They're good games, no doubt about that, but they're not real RE. RE is about watching the zombie horde shuffle down the hall, having only 2 bullets and a green herb, and wondering "How the f*ck am I gonna survive this?" or more accurately "I need that stupid piece of the puzzle, FFFFFFFFFF*********CCCCCCCKKKKKKK!"

- I am a Pokemon lover, my current vanity team (as in, the team I don't use for supreme butt whooping) includes an Ariados, Cloyster, Kecleon, Marcargo, Victrebell, and a Crawduant. I wish Ariados would suck less so I could use him on a real team...oh well...

- I am an Orochimaru, as I call it, and create things nearly non-stop, usually jutsu. If I haven't posted something in the creation section for a while, its called the silence before the storm. I have created over 300 jutsu, excluding clan jutsu I've failed to count. I'll have to go about getting an accurate number sometime...

- Pikmin 2 is probably the sole reason to own a Gamecube.

- Left 4 Dead 2 is probably the sole reason to own an Xbox 360.

- Heroes of Might and Magic / Oblivion is probably the sole reason to own a computer.

- Despite all that above, which may lead to you believe I am hopeless anti-social and so royally f*cked in life, I actually do some things outside of the game world. Not many things, but I do work at the library for volunteer work and text a lot.

- I am your father.